Fantastically Bad

Today Ardi had arranged a friendly for the kids team, the return leg of the fixture they had lost 5-4. This time though, they lost 13-2. Their worst loss ever and also Ardi’s worst ever managed game in 2009. He had two terrible players in his starting 7 and never even substituted them until the very last minutes that everything was over. The reason? one of them helped wash the jerseys and one of them had returned to the team WITHOUT any training after a month. Both of them got more playing time than even the goalkeeper. Shame, cause I thought Ardi didn’t believe in these kind of stuff. Turns out he does.

On the other side, we met this guy who claims he owns the local park we play in. He also claims he got a wood stuck up in his arse and he can’t get it out. Apparently as an below-average IQ citizen with a beer belly he tends to give out too much athletic tips. I did tell him to shove it, but he was right about his reply: “But I already have something there!”. So I didn’t continue too much and we left for the kids game, and they lost as I just said above.

Then we came back to the park in the afternoon and played another game, 2 vs. 2. We beat Ardi’s team again! Glory.