The Boy Who Lived
Ardi was a little child when he had many dreams. Like being a movie star. He always wanted to be a famous man when he grew up.
But the things didn’t seem to go the way he wanted, because soon in his life things he didn’t expect would happen.
There was a very bad boy in their town called Voldemort. He always used to fight with Ardi because they were like rivals to each other in the town and especially in school. If one of them wasn’t present in school for a month, then surely all the awards weren’t shared between them two, rather they would have all gone to the one being present at school.
After a lot of fights, finally Voldemort decided to get revenge of the last loss to Ardi. Voldemort picked up the scissors he found in Principal’s office and went to the school yard to fight Ardi.
Ardi was having fun with his gay mate (Not only his friend but Ardi himself was gay, get the rest) and Ardi first thought it’s a regular fight like always, just a punch and all, but that wasn’t right. Voldemort took the scissors in his hands, confident to hit Ardi with the hardest possible hit.
Ardi and his gay friend, Dudley saw him coming and it seemed that there is no way to escape for Ardi. In that moment something incredible happened. Dudley showed his love for Ardi and came close to Voldemort to avoid Ardi being hit. Dudley was badly injured and died but Ardi stayed alive though his willy had been cut off by the scissors.
The Wishing Glass
After a few months, Ardi thought about a new willy. He had gone to the shop and talked to the shop owners but none of them sold Ardi a willy. While he was looking at them and the glasses of shops he didn’t find anything and went back home without any luck.
The Letters From No One
Years after when he grew up, not only he wasn’t a movie star but he also didn’t even have a willy. All his hopes had gone bananas until he received some letters from someone called ‘Noone’ telling him he has a new technology to make Ardi his own new willy.
Ardi was like the happiest man on earth in that moment (if you can call him a man, that is).
But soon he found out the emails from ‘Noone’ were just spam (junk email). That could have been the end of willy dreams for Ardi but he still had hopes…